Answers to 8 Question Reversal Part 1
Okay here are the answers to the questions from Wintyr Bourne aka @WintyrBourne on twitter , karenfrommentor aka @karenfrommentor on twitter, Scott Roche aka @SpiritualTramp on twitter, kmaimer aka @KMLaw on twitter. Really Fun and intersting Questions Guys Thanks.
1: Who are you and what have you done with my Iguana?
Just a Smartass who wishes to Weigh in onthe world… and I thought that was teh tunafish my wife packed for me for lunch today… if it’s any consolation he was tasty with Mayo on Whole Grain Wheat.
2: is it just me or is Cog Antonello hawt?!
Ummm I’ll have to guess it’s just you, girls that can kick my ass with both arms and both legs tied behind their back and locked in steamer trunk and buried in molten lead scare me not “thrill me” but she is pretty damn cool otherwise.
3: Can you recomend a good place from which to rent a singularity at a reasonable price?
Sadly no Honest Earl’s the place I normally rent mine from recently was closed down, something about inappropriate use of midgets in sheep costumes… I really don’t want to ask his wife the details… but I understand that in Communist Russia Singularity rents you….
4: should Garfield be electrocuted, beheaded, hanged, or buried alive?
He’s my favorite member of the Teen Titans I’d do no such thing… oh you mean the cat? Umm I think he should be sodomized with Nermal, not by but With, then baked in an oven at 325 Degrees for 3 hours basted with a white wine reduction then served at a PETA dinner.
5: given that energy equals mass times the speed of light squared, is there any chance that David Guilmore will ever tour the U.S. Now that Rick Wright is dead?
No… it’s in his contract that the remaining living Beatles and their offspring must peel strictly 1 Billion tonnes of yellow M&M’s for him before he’ll tour, and frankly Paul just won’t get with the program and keeps peeling Orange instead.
6: Why 42 and not 7 or 1066?
Because that’d just be silly, 7 what kind of answer is 7…and 1066 sounds like an insurance claim…
7: Is there any truth to the rumor that Barak Obama will admit his foreign birth at the end of his administration just to set the precedent for Arnold Schwartzebooger to run for POTUS?
Doubtful, since the real Barrack Obama was really an Alien Test Tube baby from Chiron Beta Prime and the Robot overlor.. er I mean Prootectors [REDACTED]
8: Should I quit driving a truck for a living and start building my custom car and aeroplane?
If you have enough money yeah sure go for it. If you still need the funds you might want to hold off for a little bit before chucking it all to build your dream vehicle. Luckily mines a Pogostick with a side car I can do that over a weekend if I have enough liquor…
Wintyr Bourne said this on February 4, 2010 at 1:53 pm
you know what they say…ask and ye shall receive….
1: belly button..inny or outie?
2: cheese whiz or whipped cream?
Depends on the purpose on my wife Whipped Cream on Nachos Cheeze Whiz… ona slip and slide… vodka…
3: clouds or unicorns?
Again depends on the purpose… but more than likely Clouds
4: stranded on desert island…have battery powered dvd player and one season of lost washes ashore….irony or destiny?
Fate being a bitch again and kicking me square in the Jewels I beat that Addiction I’m not going back fate do you hear ME.. NEVER… well maybe because I do miss Hurley…. erm I mean NEVER!!!!
5: if you were a cartoon character how much would you be paid?
500,932 Sporks, and 5 Million cans of Spam an episode.
6: do you know where my left argyle sock is?[hint] I’ve looked in the dryer already.
Check behind the catbox they have a thing for Argyle while the do their business.
7: what do you think about passing a law that says everyone must wear bunny costumes on random wednesdays in February during the full moon?
Where do I vote for that?
Ah…8: Favorite make out song of all time? Or favorite stripper song…your choice…
Well I’ve been trying to talk Misty (My Wife and yes that is her real name) into doing a Lapdance for me to Hot for Teacher but she’s too embarrased. As for Makeout song I have to go with Marvin Gaye, Let’s Get It On.
karenfrommentor said this on February 4, 2010 at 2:25 pm
1 ) What was your first computer?
Very First Casio Digital Wrist watch when I was 6– Actual Computer – Aquarius – All I could do was write basic and play a couple of games – I couldn’t even save my code – First REAL computer – Tandy 100 TX which was more like a calculator with an Ego It was a 286 that only ran at 8086 speeds. Had to Jury rig it to accept a 10 MB HD. My first REAL REAL Computer – home made from parts at a computer show when I was 22.
2 ) What do you fear most?
Failing my wife and kids on any level, financial, protective, spiritual, or emotional..
3 ) What is the highest height you’ve ever climbed under your own power?
Stairs – about 25 floors.. .my legs were Jello for the next week. Tree – about 50 feet managed to get about 25 feet back down it before I slipped and woke up on the ground with my mother standing over me saying “RICHARD if you’ve killed yourself I’m going to beat your ass!!!” – Sadly I’m not joking about that last part either – Those that know my Ma know I’m telling the truth. She wasn’t abusive just part Irish.
4 ) Who was your favorite teacher and why?
Tossup – Mrs. Patricia Harris 9th Grade English and 12th Grade Creative Writing and Advanced Creative Writing, and Mr. Marion Kellum 11th Grade Drama and Advance Drama – For helping me with my creativity and giving me an outlet and helping me learn that any idea can be workshoppped.
5 ) What one song sums you up?
One song to sum me up… Man that is the hardest question I’ve had to answer yet. I’d Like to say John Parr Man in Motion, or Matthew Wilder Break My Stride – but the reality is more like The Three Stooges Swing the Alphabet – Slightly educational but mostly just Silly.
6 ) What’s the first thing that you bought with your own money that cost more than $10?
Hound – Transformer g1 Jeep (Still my favorite toy I ever had because I earned the money for it and bought it on my own.)
7 ) What is your favorite guilty pleasure movie?
Well Cutting Edge would have to the only one I really can think about… Yeah I like Chick Flicks yet my wife doesn’t.
8 ) Where would you travel to if money were no object?
The Countries that I’m descended from to see where my ancestors came from.
Scott Roche said this on February 4, 2010 at 2:42 pm
1. What would be the podcast you would most want to listen to – that you are not allowed to listen to now?
Honestly I don’t know. There are so many podcasts that I have scheduled that I need to listen to for Random Pimpage that it really takes up the bulk of my time. But Simply because I think Nobilis is a great guy and fun to talk with on Twitter I’d Have to say Nobilis’s Erotica Podcast. I have a chance to review Pip with her other fiction, but I’m not sure Nobilis has anything that would be “Misty Safe”, and one think I love to do is Pimp the people I tweet with on a regular basis.
2. Do you prefer britney spears’ left or right boob?
Neither I prefer my boobs to be skank free. And I only want Misty’s (which is kinda lucky as she’s my wife) If I start lusting after other boobs then I really don’t need to be married. I enjoy my marriage, even the rocky parts because I get o be with the sexiest most wonderful woman I could ever dream of being with Misty Asplund – my wife.
3. Who is smuttier? Me or pip?
Dunno… You and Mick get close to mind bleach over twitter, but Pip does have the Audio Porn sorry Erotica Podcast. I dunno, maybe you guys need to do a Smut off for theboomeffect.org Winner gets to listen Live as you and Pip try to out smut each other. – Why do I think I just suggested something that would easily pay for SB to go to Harvard and have a Library named after her…
4. Would you rather have a 15″ or 17″ MBP?
HP 17” – I don’t deal with those tools of the Devil. Okay Seriously if I had to choose only a Mac Product 17” I’m a big guy I have a big lap I need a big laptop. Other wise I look like a gorilla typing on a toy.
5. Would you rather date a goat or a sheep?
Well damn… since I love Gyros I guess I’d have to go with Goat because as far as I know I don’t eat any goat products… but then again with a sheep you can shear her and wear her wool around to remind you of her all the time… and I scare myself at how indepth I can get on a question like this off the top of my head….
6. What would you wear under a kilt?
I believe the proper response would be “what God gave ya and a long bladed knife strapped to your inner thigh”. Though til I got used to a kilt I’d still wear my boxers to make sure I wasn’t showing the world what God gave me. But in the private just for Misty.. hell yeah nothing. But kilt.
7. If you wanted to make one podcast disappear, which one would it be?
So far… none. I cannot think of any Podcast I want to fall off the face of the Planet – Now after I finally Launch Behind the 8, I might want that one to disappear until I get it sounding good in my own mind.
8. Tee Morris or Mick Bordet?
For what? To lead me on a Pirate Raid The Cap’n most sure me lass. Tee in prolly most things actually – No Offense to Mick – He rocks and all but Tee is one of the podcasters I’ve been listening to longest. It’s gonna be like a wrestling a donut from a cop or a porkchop from a pittbull to get Tee, Hutchins, Sigler, Lowell, or Holyfield out of my hands or off my Ipod.
🙂 have fun!
kmaimer said this on February 4, 2010 at 4:47 pm